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Jacquie Et Michel Elite is quite a mouthful and honestly, these folks could have looked for an easier, more straightforward site name. But then again, who am I to say that? There is nothing wrong with the name, just that my French sucks. Anyway, it takes confidence to brand yourself “the leading group in pornography in France” and while they are probably pushing it a little too far with that claim, there are legit reasons to be excited, especially if you swear by your love for French smut. This network has a bunch of premium sites that ‘specialize in high-end X movies and streaming’ and if that doesn’t already get you excited, you must be one miserable motherfucker. Stick with me for a few minutes as I give you all the juice.

French Smut That Will Get Your Wood Rocking

You don’t even need to go too far to see what these guys have in store for you. A quick look at the landing page is enough to give you a raging wood. No wonder thousands of fap freaks converge here every day to get their daily dose of fap materials. They welcome you with tasty thumbnails that show you just enough to tease you, and eagle-eyed freaks might even be able to recognize some of the faces here including the likes of Adriana Chechik, Anissa Kate, Emma Klein, Valentina Nappi, and Lucy Heart among others.

At the time of writing, you are looking at an impressive collection of 800+ videos, a figure that will no doubt be higher with regular updates. Instead of spreading out their updates across the month like many sites, they add several scenes at the beginning of the month and then some more at the end of the month. One way or the other, you will never lack fresh fuck flicks to shake your dick at. Around 54 of the movies are produced by Jacquie et Michel.

Expensive Membership

I don’t expect such a premium collection to come cheap, but membership is still steep. They advertise a trial period for 5 euros, but that’s just for a day and comes with all the restrictions. A monthly membership will put a 40-euro-shaped hole in your pocket which is a bit pricey. Oh, and that doesn’t include downloads. If you want the entire package, you will have to part with a cool 60 euros a month.

Some will balk at the steep subscription price, but the content on Jacquie Et Michel Elite is good enough to warrant such a premium membership. You are getting hundreds of high-quality scenes from some of the biggest studios, covering many of your most twisted fantasies. And since when was premium porn cheap anyway?